Saturday, September 5, 2009
Adventurer
http://www.northwestsignal.net/articles/2009/09/04/news/doc4aa113febc2e3889705164.img
The article was titled "Adventurer." That's got a nice ring to it, maybe ill change the title of this blog to "The Red Adventurer" or "AdventuRED" or "I was the subject of an article in a small town newspaper titled Adventurer". Naw, I think Ill just stick with The Red Rider.
The past couple of days have been host to some firsts for me. The list of these follows:
- I saw a wild dog. It was a Shiatsu. As I came down a country rode a dog looked at me and immediately started running as fast as it could away from me. After about 100 yards, I pulled up next and saw that it was a Shiatsu just before it ran into a soy bean field. I have always wondered what a pack of wild Shiatsu's would look like, and though it wasn't a pack I feel like I finally got a glimpse. Dreams really do come true.
- Shortly after seeing the wild Shiatsu, I rode past a few interesting carcasses. The first was a beaver, the second a turkey buzzard, and finally someones well-groomed Westie, collar still on it. The beaver was a surprise because I have only seen one on the trip and it was in Oregon. The Turkey Buzzard was shocking because it was so large and I have never seen such a massive bird up close, even dead. However, the Westie was the find of the month because as I came up to it I thought it was some kind of pillow or something. I slowed down as I passed it and noticed the collar and finally I saw its face. It had a look on its face as if it was just hanging its head out the window of a car and enjoying the smells when the driver hit a bump and out went Princess. I don't know how long it had been sitting there, but I was surprised that nobody had moved it out of the road. It was right outside of a town and a stop sign.
- Somewhere in either Ohio or Indiana I found myself at a non-participating McDonald's. At the end of every McDonald's commercial, you will hear the words "Only at PARTICIPATING McDonald's." I have never paid attention to it and simply assumed that all of them were participating. This is not the case. Everyone knows what they are going to order when they go into a McDonald's, and for me it is always a $1 large drink, a McDouble Cheeseburger, and a McChicken sandwich. All of these items are off of the Dollar Menu and apparently are optional menu items for McDonald's owners. After listing off my order, the woman looked at me as if I had just ordered a Whopper, 30 Sliders, and a Gordita Crunch. I was shocked to hear the words, "I am sorry sir, we don't have any of those things." I was appalled! I chuckled and replied with "this is McDonald's, what do mean you don't have those things? Every other McDonald's between here and the Pacific has had them." I was clearly upset by this. "Yes sir but we don't participate in the promotions." A non participating McDonald's...this is the kind of thing that would throw an OCD person into a seizure.
- The final first of the trip was Confederate flags that were flown in front of 2 houses and swastikas were found not far away. I expected to see signs of America's divided past at some point, but didn't expect that it would be in Ohio.
Several times in my life I have heard the saying, "Every man needs a vice." I am not sure if this is a quote or what it is, but I was thinking about it the other day. I realized that if there is one thing that I over consume or indulge in excessively, its donuts. Now you may consider donuts to be relatively healthy as far as vices are concerned, but if you are thinking this, you have obviously never seen me consume donuts. Its really becoming a problem. The other day I stopped in a gas station to get a donut and some coffee after about 30 miles of riding. As I reached for the tissue paper I noticed a box of 1 dozen donuts for $2 with a sticker saying "Day Old". The sticker didn't phase me as I put down the tissue paper and picked up the box of donuts. I packed all 12 of them away before I left the gas station.
Two nights ago I camped in an RV park. It was a huge lot right off of Interstate 80/90 and marketed as a camp site for families visiting Cedar Point. There were about 100 camp sites, but only about 4 of them filled. One of the sites was taken by an old guy named Dick and his Golden Retriever Bonnie. As I came close to them Bonnie started barking ran out to the street. After setting up camp, I walked past them again and received the same welcome from Bonnie, but this time I stopped to say hi. Dick and Bonnie were out touring around in their camper called "Cub". Dick is an 81 year old retired school bus driver that is the spitting image of Brooks Hadlin, the old man/librarian in the Shawshank Redemption. Dick just lost his wife a little over a year ago to Diabetes. He is one of the saddest/most depressed looking guys that I have met in a long time. Since his wife past, he says he has been spending almost all of his time either at their house or in the parks that they used to enjoy going to. The camp that we were staying at happened to be one of their favorite spots. One thing he kept repeating was "there are so many memories here." I can't describe how bad I felt for the guy. I talked with him for a bit and watched part of the Bears vs. Browns game that he had playing in the window of the camper. While talking, he started to remind me of the book that I was reading, "Travels with Charley." The story is John Steinbeck's account of traveling around the United States with his dog Charley to satisfy a desire for adventure. Though I had not finished the copy of the book that my friend Tim had given to me, I decided to give it to Dick with the hope that he would read it and it would encourage him to go out and see the world or try something new. I promised myself that I would buy the book the next time I saw a book store and finish reading it. Dick was very grateful for the book and even asked for my address so that he could write me his thoughts on it. I ate breakfast and had a cup of coffee with him in the morning before I left. Upon hopping on the bike, he said to me "You take care now Red, ride with Jesus...ride with Jesus." I look forward to hearing from Dick and Bonnie and their adventures on the rode.
-Red
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
I enjoy spaghetti!
Hi I'm Red...literally. I'm 6'4", about 200lbs with well defined tan lines, barely visible eyebrows and some heavy duty saddle bags. I like long bike rides and talking to myself on back country roads. I'm looking for someone who enjoys quoting youtube videos and is willing to smother me with sunscreen. You can find me on Youtube by searching keyword: techno viking.
Ohio is confusing to me. Most of the really small, backwoods, podunk towns that I visit here have been some of the friendliest and most hospitable. But when I arrive in a medium sized town (10-30 thousand people) I get harassed more than in most other states. In 3 separate towns, 3 different women shouted things at me from their cars. Surprisingly, or maybe not, all of them fit the same description: between 40-60 years of age, driving an early 90's Chevy Astro Van(not the nice one with the 10" TV and VCR, just a standard Astrovan), missing several front teeth, and wearing a white t-shirt. I only caught. What one of them said and it confused the hell out of me. As I rode past her while she was stopped at a stop light, she stuck her head out the window and shouted "you better ride your ass off!" I was not sure how to take this comment. Was this woman hitting on me or was she about to reach for a gun? Either way I took her advice and got the hell out of Defiance, IN.
I did meet one very nice lady from Holland though. Her name was Truus Leader and she thought my bike ride was an great story, so good in fact that she asked if she could write about me in the local paper. I agreed after she gave me a bar of chocolate and was offering to buy me other things at the Walmart where I ran into her. I was amused by her impressions of her new home in Napoleon, IN and how backwards she thought the place was.
I spoke with her and her dog Lulu (yeah I talk to dawgs...what of it!) For a bit and then continued on my way.
-Marcus
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Hoosier Hospitality
When I arrived in Fletchers Lake I was confused as to where the campground listed on the map was. As I looked around a woman came out of her house and asked "you looking for the campground?" I said yes and she replied "you found it." I didn't think much of the place at first. It seemed like a bunch of trailers beside a small lake and I couldn't figure out why there were large white and blacked spotted rabbits EVERYWHERE! The womans name was Patty and she was kind enough to show me around and tell me what the story was even thought the owner of the campground wasn't around. She told me to come over if I wanted or after I got settled in. I took a shower and ate a bit before heading over to find her and her husband Terry out making a fire, feeding what I found out were domestic rabbits, and drinking ice cold Budweiser. We sat around and talked about biking and several random other topics while neighbors stopped over to say hi. Before I left to go set up my tent they offered to let me stay on their couch, I was hesitant at first but then thought to myself, "Fortune favors the bold" and accepted their invitation. When I woke up this next morning, Patty was making coffee. After a cup, she asked if I would like an egg and cheese sandwich. It was delicious! It was great to have good company and conversation to start the day.
Patty and Terry were 2 of the nicest strangers that I have met on the trip, if not the nicest. Most everyone that I have stayed with up until this point, I had some connection to either through friends or family. But these two were genuine strangers who took me in and took care of me for a night. Patty and Terry, thanks for the cold beer, hot food, and the comfy futon.
Eventually I headed out ready to get on the road. 10 miles in I broke and fixed my 3rd spoke. It slowed me down, but shit happens. I stopped in Deedsville shortly after where I met another Terry. He owned the antique shop that I was sitting in front of. We talked for a while about the area and the economy and finally about real estate. Terry said he bought a big old farm house on 40 acres(maybe a 3 bedroom, he pointed it out) for $2000! There is no typo in there, he paid $2000 for a house and 40 acres. That is crazy! The downside is that its in Deedsville and well, there is a reason its only $2000. I spent the rest of the day imagining what I would do with an old farm house. All I came up with was barn parties, ATV's, and digging my own swimming pool/mud pit. The first and only thing that I decided I would actually do with it was raise 2 ducks there, one name Klaus and the other named Esteban. My dog would be named Richie Tenenbaum and would adore his adopted sister Margot. I'm only serious about the ducks.
Tonight I am staying at the award winning Monroeville Community Center, where they have been hosting touring cyclists since 1975. They have a full kitchen, bathroom, shower, and washer and dryer. They offer it up free of charge and have hundreds of people stay each year. Its nice to be able to close a door behind you when you go to bed.
Thanks again to Patty, Terry, Kevin, Francis, and everyone else that has put up with me for a night or two!
-Marcus
-Life of Pi
-Dress your Family in Denim and Corduroy
-Where the Wild things are
-Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa puffs
-Travels with Charley
-On the road
-Stranger in the forest
-A Clockwork Orange
-Catch 22
I am certain the list is larger, but I am forgetting some of the books.
Unfortunately, there is not as much time to read as one might expect. Not as much as I expected at least. As a result I have only completed the top 4 and am working on the 5th. Most of the time I try to ride as many miles as I can in a day, which usually ends with me rolling into a park just before dark. When I do turn in early I usually try to update the blog or do some reading. Tonight I had the opportunity to do both because I stopped riding at 3pm.
When I arrived at the city park in Iroquois, IL I decided to stop and enjoy the beautiful weather by just relaxing. I read a lot and here I am updating the blog. The town has relatively large park where they installed some showers for bikers a bit back. Mayor Jack Karr gave me the official Iroquois welcome in sweat pants, slippers, button-up shirt, and Chicago Bears winter hat. He reminds me of a character out of Grumpy Old Men. The hospitality of Iroquois is a welcome change from that of the Hillcrest Resort, where I stayed a few nights ago.
Hillcrest was all kinds of confused. Its a resort/country club/camp site/permanent trailer park. The first thing you see is the golf course. Its well maintained and though I'm not Tiger, it looked like a pretty easy course. Next you see what looks like should be the Pro-shop, but that's everything: Club house, bar, restaurant, locker rooms, the camp ranger station, everything in one small building. The best is yet to come though, because when you go into the campground you see a village of trailers (not mobile homes but trailers/5th wheels) on cinder blocks as if you left it parked overnight in the wrong neighborhood. They are all packed together in no recognizable order and some even have porches built onto them. Almost everyone of them is covered in Chicago Cubs paraphernalia and has a custom golf cart (rims, candy paint, sub-woofers...Pimp my Ride: Cart Style) parked in front of it. In addition to being the coolest neighborhood I have seen, I had the coldest shower of my life here.
Reading suggestions are welcome.
Marcus
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Arnor and More
Before crossing the Missouri/Illinois border, and on a few occasions in western IL, I rode past some houses that were built into the ground. At first I assumed it was to conserve energy or possibly to avoid the damage from elements, but then I started to think where I had seen houses like this before. All of them were built at the base of a small hill, or maybe the hill was the house, but only one face of the houses were showing and earth covered the top of them. The strangest part was that even the portion of the house that was exposed, only had windows on occasion. It was like something straight out of the Shire. There were no sightings of the Hermits that lived in the earth covered houses, but farms with Shetland ponies were always nearby one of these houses. Wait...Hobbits can't ride full size horses...normal people don't live in the ground and Hobbits aren't normal people...it’s really green around here...I must be in the Shire! The realization that I was in Middle Earth triggered something that made me attempt to imitate Smeagol or Gollum every time I said anything.
Imitating the voices of fictional characters isn't the only thing that I am excelling at as of late, I am also becoming something of a bike touring chef. Riding into a state park a few days ago, I came across a farmers market. I didn't hesitate to stop and ended up leaving with a half dozen eggs and half of a watermelon. You may think those are two of the stupidest items that I could have picked up, especially considering that I don't carry any type of oil to cook with and I don't have a knife to cut the watermelon, and you would be absolutely correct. When I made it to my campsite for the night, I started to wonder what and better yet, how the hell I was going to cook these eggs. After a failed attempt at egg drop soup, I scrambled to find something that I could use to save the 6 eggs that I just threw in the pot. I found some ramen noodles that have been sitting in my bag for a long time and decided that would be my best bet. Without any plan of action or idea of what I was doing, I filled my pot up with a little more water and boiled up my MSG and egg covered noodles. This was one of the best meals that I have made on my own, on this trip! It was extremely filling and had a tolerable flavor from the ramen packets, what more could I ask for. The spaghetti and tuna that I make almost nightly has improved as well. Actually, I just bit the bullet and bought a bottle of sauce that had seasoning mixed in as opposed to the cans of straight up tomato sauce. I suppose I can’t really take credit for that one.
After trying to come up with other delicious meals that I could write about, I realize that my cooking has not really improved at all…I just made a lucky save by throwing ramen noodles in a thick egg broth.
Though I can’t cook it, Chinese food is one of my favorite things to eat. Aledo, IL is home to the annual Rhubarb Fest and also my new favorite Chinese food restaurant. Hong Kong Restaurant in Aledo had the best Chinese food that I have eaten since a place in Denver, The Jade CafĂ©, closed 2 years ago. When I arrived in Aledo I asked around for restaurant recommendations and everyone said “that Chinese place.” Nobody knew the name, but they all knew where to find it, “that Chinese place is good!”
No more about my eating habits for awhile. I am currently at my home in Naperville, IL. My Dad came and picked me up when I was nearby. I have spent my day off relaxing, tuning and cleaning my bike, and I even picked up a new set of tires. If anyone ever considers doing a bike tour, I would recommend using Schwalbe Marathon Plus tires. I rode 3400 miles and only had 1 flat tire as a result of a puncture. From hear I have about 1500 miles left to ride to Bar Harbor, ME and even less to Portland, ME (my final destination).
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Illinois: Land of the Red Rider
Missouri wasn't terrible, but it was not my favorite state. The last 30 miles that I rode in the state were easily the worst. The knee pain may have contributed, but the hills/bluffs along the Mississippi are terrible. I might even go as far as to say they were worse than parts of the Rockies. The Rockies have passes with 1000-3000ft. climbs...but they are over 5 to 30 miles Missouri did not have any concern for cars, bikes, or anything else that might find its way onto a hill, and as a result has some very steep grades. There were multiple climbs where my front wheel came off of the ground! This has been a painful stretch of road.
The only person/touring cyclist that I have seen in the past couple of days was a British guy. He is riding from Boston to Los Angeles and has been on the road for almost 2 months. I am not sure when he was planning to finish or how many miles he has done so far, but that seems like a long time to have only made it to the Mississippi. I suppose I have no room to speak though, as I have been on the road for over 2 months and still have 1700 miles to go, I finally calculated it. Tomorrow I will ride through Iowa and begin my ride along the Northern Tier trail, the final 1600 miles of the trip. I am excited because for the first time, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. The next few weeks are going to be tougher with less sunlight, but it is starting to cool down which makes a BIG difference, especially at night. The past couple of nights I haven't been sweating in my sleep.
Leaving St. Louis, I had to stop at a Verizon and have them replace my phone. The charging port and the select button were both broken. As a result, I have to apologize to anyone who may have tried to call or text me in the past week or so. If you have not received a reply, it is because I didn't receive whatever you may have sent me. If you were expecting a call from me and haven't received one, it is because I no longer have any contacts in my phone...I love my Verizon Crackberry.
My 20 minutes at the public library are up, thanks for reading and thanks for the support! More to come as soon as I get into digital service.
-Marcus